{"product_id":"snub-horned-chonk","title":"Snub Chonk - #C04","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:C04\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: Snub (Horned Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: Desk corners, shelf edges. Directly in the way of anything important\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Stubborn; once comfy, remains there until you cancel all plans for the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: Emits a tiny, offended snort whenever repositioned by non-Chonk entities\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003eIron Grip\u003c\/i\u003e – becomes temporarily immovable, gaining +100% resistance to tidying and gentle persuasion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: Offer snacks before attempting relocation. Avoid commenting on horn size; specimen is strangely sensitive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4\" long. They are designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45038380515437,"sku":"GCSNUB","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/4Snub2.jpg?v=1776968894","url":"https:\/\/www.fidgucate.com\/products\/snub-horned-chonk","provider":"Fidgucate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}