{"product_id":"ponk-chonk-baby-c05","title":"Ponk Chonk - baby #C05","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C05\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Ponk (Punk Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e On top of speakers, tangled in headphone cables, sticker-covered laptop lids\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Rebellious; refuses to sit straight when a tilt is possible\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Adds invisible distortion to any playlist, making everything sound 12% more like a garage demo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Stage Dive - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eLaunches off nearby objects and lands exactly wher etheya re most likely to be stepped on\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not offer \"grown-up\" decor. Specimen thrives on clutter, loud music, and questionable life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050591936621,"sku":"GCPONK","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/ponk.jpg?v=1776969208","url":"https:\/\/www.fidgucate.com\/products\/ponk-chonk-baby-c05","provider":"Fidgucate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}