{"product_id":"gloop-chonk-c31","title":"Gloop Chonk #C31","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C31\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Gloop (Honey Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Viscous\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Wherever you place him. He has assessed the situation and decided this is fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Deeply relaxed; emits a faint warmth that makes nearby Chonks sleepy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Takes approximately forty minutes to fully open one eye. We have timed it. Specimen appears proud of this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Drip Drop - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003edetaches one honey globule per hour as a form of passive territory marking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not place near important paperwork. Do not place near unimportant paperwork either. Just keep him away from paper as a general rule.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051105280109,"sku":"GCGLOOP","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/31Gloop1.jpg?v=1776969063","url":"https:\/\/www.fidgucate.com\/products\/gloop-chonk-c31","provider":"Fidgucate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}