{"title":"Chonks","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAbout Chonks\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChonks are collectible creatures that are part dragon, part mythical beast, and each one doubles as a fidget toy. They're also terrible shapeshifters – when they see something they love, they try to turn into it. Results are… questionable. Every piece is handcrafted with personality, making each one feel distinct and worth hunting down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach variant gets a number, making it easy to track which ones you have and which ones you need. Rare and special edition creatures make a special appearance from time to time. These limited releases tend to go fast, so keeping an eye on the collection is always a good idea. Some variants come in baby sizes, while others arrive as full-sized collectibles with unique colors and forms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe collection spans a wide range of characters, from fire-themed creatures to icy, nature-inspired, and pop-culture-influenced designs. Each one is numbered sequentially, so you always know where it fits in the lineup. Whether you're just starting out or filling gaps in your set, the numbering system makes collecting straightforward and satisfying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are always scouting for new additions, so check back often to grow your set. New discoveries are added regularly, and the roster keeps expanding with fresh designs and unexpected surprises. Building a complete set is part of the fun, and every new release brings something worth looking forward to.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"snub-horned-chonk","title":"Snub Chonk - #C04","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:C04\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: Snub (Horned Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: Desk corners, shelf edges. Directly in the way of anything important\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Stubborn; once comfy, remains there until you cancel all plans for the day\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: Emits a tiny, offended snort whenever repositioned by non-Chonk entities\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003eIron Grip\u003c\/i\u003e – becomes temporarily immovable, gaining +100% resistance to tidying and gentle persuasion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: Offer snacks before attempting relocation. Avoid commenting on horn size; specimen is strangely sensitive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4\" long. They are designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45038380515437,"sku":"GCSNUB","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/4Snub2.jpg?v=1776968894"},{"product_id":"jolt-lightning-chonk-c07","title":"Jolt Chonk - #C07","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C07\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Jolt (Lightning Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Rare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Behind monitors; inside cable nests, perched on power boards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Hyperactive; never still for more than three seconds, except during firmware updates\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Causes minor static shocks when feeling particularly needy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Power Surge - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003ebriefly shuts down all nearby electronics in a dramatic fashion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Keep away from open drinks and delicate electronics. Specimen is attracted to danger and USB ports.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45038502674541,"sku":"GCJOLT","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/jolt.jpg?v=1780527972"},{"product_id":"gritt-chonk-c35","title":"Gritt Chonk - #C35","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:C35\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: Gritt (Lava Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: Igneous\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: active volcanoes, open microwaves, recently vacated seats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Chill; Surprisingly calm, all things considered.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: Specimen has been observed attempting making small talk with warm beverages. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003eMolten Menace – \u003c\/i\u003eattempts a dramatic performance; produces a firm wiggle and mild warmth,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: Do not ask, “Is something supposed to happen?” Specimen finds this deeply discouraging.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45043395133549,"sku":"GCGRITT","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/GrittCHonk.jpg?v=1776968973"},{"product_id":"ember-baby-c01","title":"Ember Chonk - baby #C01","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C01\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Ember (Flame Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Mug shelves, sunny windowsills, dangerously close to candle collections\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Fiery; alternates between cozy cuddle-buddy and inferno tantrum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Heats up all snacks before eating, even the chilled ones\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Ember Glow - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eraises ambient comfort levels while mysteriously lowering productivity \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not leave near paper piles or filament scraps. Supervision strongly recommended during zoomies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050586071149,"sku":"GCEMBER","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/ember.jpg?v=1780527946"},{"product_id":"ripple-chonk-baby-c02","title":"Ripple Chonk - baby #C02","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Ripple (Droplet Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Near bathroom sinks, under perpetually leaking air conditioners\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Shy; retreats into a little puddle when startled\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Mysteriously disappears whenever someone has big feelings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Splash Dash - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eGets the zoomies and drenches any nearby Chonks \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Keep all nearby surfaces damp. Specimen becomes clingy and drippy if environment is too dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050586267757,"sku":"GCRIPPLE","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/ripple.jpg?v=1776969406"},{"product_id":"sprout-chonk-baby-c03","title":"Sprout Chonk - baby #C03","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C03\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Sprout (Plant Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Sunny windowsills, terracotta pots, next to long-dead succulents you \"swear you'll revive\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Gentle; perks up to lo-fi playlists and quiet mornings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Insists you need to drink more water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Root Routine - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eAnchors in place and refuses to budge\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Provide daily direct sunlight and keep all nearby sounds to a low murmur\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050591445101,"sku":"GCSPROUT","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/sprout.jpg?v=1776969218"},{"product_id":"ponk-chonk-baby-c05","title":"Ponk Chonk - baby #C05","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C05\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Ponk (Punk Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e On top of speakers, tangled in headphone cables, sticker-covered laptop lids\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Rebellious; refuses to sit straight when a tilt is possible\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Adds invisible distortion to any playlist, making everything sound 12% more like a garage demo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Stage Dive - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eLaunches off nearby objects and lands exactly wher etheya re most likely to be stepped on\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not offer \"grown-up\" decor. Specimen thrives on clutter, loud music, and questionable life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050591936621,"sku":"GCPONK","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/ponk.jpg?v=1776969208"},{"product_id":"rumble-chonk-c06","title":"Rumble Chonk #C06","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C06\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen:  Rumble (Bull Variant) \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Table edges, crate stacks, under market stalls covered in tripping hazards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Steady; calm until provoked, then utterly unstoppable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Headbutts loose coins, bottlecaps, and mini props into a neat-ish hoar pile\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Bull Rush - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003ePerforms a short, determined charge that mysteriously reorganizes everything on your desk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Provide sturdy surfaces and occasional praise. Do not challenge to a staring contest; you will lose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050624573549,"sku":"GCRUMB","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/rumble.jpg?v=1776969094"},{"product_id":"zomble-chonk-c08","title":"Zomble Chonk #C08 with Zombean - Limited Edition","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C08\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Zomble (Undead Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Cursed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Dusty shelves, behind horror DVDs, in that one box you refuse to open\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Rabid... don't ask.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Collects loose screws, lost dice, and other \"spare parts\" for unknown purposes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Limbo Shuffle - segments wobble and rearrange, unsettling nearby Chonks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not attempt full restoration. Specimen prefers to look \"a little bit cursed\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eZomble prefers to travel with his best friend Zombean, so we cannot split up the pair. Zombean is almost 2\" tall. He is designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/printyboy.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by PrintyBoy\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ePrintyBoy.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050624737389,"sku":"GCZOMB","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/8Zomble9.jpg?v=1776969014"},{"product_id":"eko-chonk-c09","title":"Eko Chonk #C09","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C09\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Eko (Bat Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Rare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Monitor tops, curtain rods, the darkest corner of every room\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Alert; fully awake at 2am, mysteriously absent at 2pm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Mimics notification sounds at random intervals\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Snack Attack - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eEmails a silent vibe-wave that reveals all nearby food sources\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Sim lighting recommended. Do not wake during aylight hours. Trust me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050624802925,"sku":"GCEKO","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/eko.jpg?v=1776969225"},{"product_id":"grimbo-chonk-c10","title":"Grimbo Chonk #C10","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C10\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Grimbo (Reaper Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Cosplay\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Top of \"to be read\" piles, next to overdue bills, on shelves with unfinished projects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Calm; oddly supportive about your existential dread\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Tilts head towards the oldest, dustiest task in the room like a tiny skeletal reminder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Last Call - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003etemporarily silences distractions so you can actually finish one thing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not feed. Specimen becomes sulky if ignored for too long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050626572397,"sku":"GCGRIMBO","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/grimbo_1.jpg?v=1776969242"},{"product_id":"singe-chonk-baby-c11","title":"Singe Chonk - baby #C11","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C11\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Singe (Imp Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Cursed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Between couch cushions, near anything labeled \"fragile\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Chaotic; delights in minor inconveniences ab=nd dramatic overreactions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Rearranges small objects by exactly two centimeters, just enough to be unsettling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Mischief Spark - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eTriggers a chain of tiny accidents (dropped pen, tangled cord, misprinted labels)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Provide safe outlets for chaos such as extra proprs and scrap prints\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk.\u003c\/a\u003e Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050626637933,"sku":"GCSINGE","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/singe_4.jpg?v=1776969387"},{"product_id":"scuttle-chonk-c12","title":"Scuttle Chonk #C12","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C12\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Scuttle (Beetle Beastchonk)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Uncommon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Behind your keyboard, inside your shoes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Busy; always inexplicably \"on an errand\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Sorts tiny objects by a logic only Scuttle understands (often \"tasty vs. not tasty\")\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Click-Scurry - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eA rapid shuffle that relocates crumbs to a personal, hiden stash\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Ocassional sweeping is acceptable, but leave at least a few rogue crumbs for enrishment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050628571245,"sku":"GCSCUT","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/scuttle.jpg?v=1776969282"},{"product_id":"scuttle-chonk-c13","title":"Loaf Chonk #C13","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C13\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Loaf (Cat Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Common\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Warm laptops, the exact center of craft projects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Smug; friendly on his own schedule only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Enters a perfectly unmovable loaf state whenever someone says, \"I'll just move him for a second.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Heavy Chonk - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eBecomes inexplicably heavy when lifted, returning to chosen spot at impossible speeds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Accept that some surfaces are now Loaf's domain. Provide regular scratches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050636304493,"sku":"GCLOAF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/loaf.jpg?v=1776969437"},{"product_id":"plum-chonk-c14","title":"Plum Chonk #C14","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C14\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Plum (Amethyst Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Semi-Precious\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Anything with plenty of sunlight (for the vibes)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Docile; easily distracted by reflections and shiny objects\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Specimen will not move if being watched (classic rock strategy)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Shard Flare - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eEmits a sudden flash that confuses all nearby individuals; specimen included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note:  Keep gems polished to retain sparkle; specimen finds smudges \"insulting\" \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050636566637,"sku":"GCPLUM","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/plum.jpg?v=1776969339"},{"product_id":"sprig-c15-chonk","title":"Sprig Chonk #C15","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAbout the Sprig Chonk\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThe Sprig Chonk #C15 is a delightful collectible creature from GoodChonk's festive lineup. This Christmas Variant specimen brings seasonal charm to any collection. It also makes a wonderful fidget companion for fans of tactile, sensory-friendly collectibles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C15\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: Sprig (Christmas Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: Seasonal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: Old storage boxes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Jolly; only active during carols and snack time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: Claims all wrapped objects are part of his hoard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003eBauble Roll\u003c\/i\u003e – Releases dozens of marble-sized ornaments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: Do not water. Will return to storage voluntarily if bribed with gingerbread crumbs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy the Sprig Chonk Makes a Great Reward\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eLooking for the perfect reinforcer? This collectible fits beautifully as a sensory toy and fidget companion. It works wonderfully as a reward for achievements or milestones. Its cheerful seasonal design makes it easy to motivate and delight recipients of all ages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4\" long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5\" long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. Each piece is individually finished, so minor differences between units are expected and add to its handmade character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis product is not designed for food or beverage use. Keep it away from extreme heat such as direct sunlight or hot cars to avoid warping. Store in a cool, dry place when not in use to keep it in great condition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSmall parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision is suggested for young children or children prone to putting items in their mouth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eFidgucate is not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050636632173,"sku":"GCSPRIG","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/sprig.jpg?v=1776984757"},{"product_id":"dash-reindeer-c16","title":"Dash Chonk #C16","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMeet the Dash Chonk — a seasonal Beastchonk and a delightful tactile sensory toy for collectors of all ages. Whether you use it for stimming, display, or as a fun conversation piece, this chunky 3D-printed figure brings big personality in a small package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThe dash chonk is part of the Beastchonk family. This tactile sensory toy is perfect for stimming. The chonk design also makes an excellent homeschool educational tool. Collectors appreciate the unique tactile qualities that each chonk brings. Each figure is carefully 3D-printed and hand-finished, making it a one-of-a-kind addition to any collection. The chunky form factor is satisfying to hold and easy to display on a shelf or desk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eAbout the Dash Chonk #C16\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C16\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Dash (Reindeer Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastconk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Seasonal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Table edges and mantlepieces with a clear ledge to leap off\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Food-driven; accelerates dramatically at the word \"treat\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Refuses to move unless there are other Chonks lined up behind him\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Snack Stampede - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eShort, targeted charge toward the nearest cookie tin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Bribe with carrots. Do not leave tinsel nearby unless you enjoy untangling Chonks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4\" long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5\" long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050637910125,"sku":"GCDASH","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/dash.jpg?v=1776983468"},{"product_id":"frosto-chonk-baby-c17","title":"Frosto Chonk - baby #C17","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C17\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Frosto (Snowflake Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Seasonal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Fridge, freezer, anywhere with chilled snacks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Sleepy; energy levels rise as the temperature drops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Leaves tiny frost rings wherever he naps\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Snowy Day - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eImmediately cancels all plans for the foreseeable future\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Keep cool and out of direct sun. Sudden warmth makes specimen extra mely and grumpy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050643054701,"sku":"GCFROST","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/frosto.jpg?v=1776969381"},{"product_id":"marrow-c18","title":"Marrow #C18","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMeet the Marrow Chonk — C18, a Relic-class Wasteland Chonk from the GoodChonk lineup by Fidgucate. This is one of the most unique fidget toys in the collection. Designed for tactile feedback lovers, it delivers satisfying texture and movement. Whether used at home, in a homeschool setting, or at a desk, this Chonk fits right in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eAbout the Marrow Chonk\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThe Marrow Chonk is part of the whimsical Wasteland Chonks lineup, where quirky character meets satisfying function. Each Chonk is crafted with attention to the little details that make fidget lovers smile. The unique segmented design lets it rattle and roll with personality. Collectors appreciate the Relic rarity status, which makes C18 a standout in any GoodChonk lineup. Fidgucate brings these charming creations to life for fidget enthusiasts everywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C18\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Marrow (Wasteland Chonk)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Standard Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Relic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Behind the shed, under the couch, anywhere the broom can't reach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Patient; specimen appears to hold grudges for literal millennia\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Hoards broken bottlecaps and anything that even remotely resembles a weapon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Bone Rattle - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eShakes his segments to spook nearby Chonks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not clean his habitat; specimen considers mopping a declaration of war\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4\" long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5\" long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse. C18 is a hand-crafted piece from the GoodChonk collection by Fidgucate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050643284077,"sku":"GCMARR","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/marrow.jpg?v=1776982282"},{"product_id":"spark-chonk-baby-c19","title":"Spark Chonk - baby #C19","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C19\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: Spark (Lightning Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Rare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Occupies the exact spot you need to plug something into right now\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Excitable; in a perpetual state of zoomies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Collects dead batteries and insists they're \"Chonk Eggs\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Static Zoom - Dashes across the desk, resetting all nearby Blurtooth connections\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Keep away from loose cables - specimen will use them as an obstacle course\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050786054253,"sku":"GCSPARK","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/19Spark1.jpg?v=1776969024"},{"product_id":"chonkyvee-c20-chonk","title":"Chonkyvee Chonk #C20","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAbout the Chonkyvee Chonk\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMeet Chonkyvee, the evolving variant of the beloved Chonk collectible. This Exclusive Fanchonk is a 3D printed, hand-crafted sensory toy that doubles as a fidget toy for tactile seekers and collectors alike. Whether you are a seasoned collector or new to the hobby, this piece is a standout addition to any display.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C20\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: Chonkyvee (Evolving Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: Fanchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: Exclusive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: Behind deck of cards, the exact center of your display case\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Over-friendly; imprints on whoever fed it snacks last\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: Sorts your other Chonks into \"potential evolutions\" and \"weird cousins\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003eFriendship Bonk -\u003c\/i\u003e Gently headbutts adjacent Chonks and claims them as its party\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: Do not leave unattended for long periods of time. Specimen will evolve in protest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis Chonkyvee chonk makes a perfect gift or reward for any collector. The perfect blend of collectible charm and fidget toy functionality, it adds personality to any display. It is equally at home on a desk, shelf, or inside a display case alongside your other favorites. Its tactile texture makes it a satisfying sensory toy to hold and fidget with throughout the day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4\" long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5\" long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050818101357,"sku":"GCYVEE","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/yvee_3.jpg?v=1776983838"},{"product_id":"vaporechonk-chonk-c21","title":"Vaporechonk Chonk #C21","description":"\u003ch2\u003eVaporechonk Chonk #C21 – A Collectible Toy Worth Celebrating\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach Vaporechonk Chonk is a 3D printed, hand-crafted collectible toy designed by GoodChonk and made by Fidgucate. Chonk #C21 is the Tidal Variant, classified as a Fanchonk and rated Exclusive rarity. Whether used as a display piece, a reward for good behavior, or a calming reinforcer during daily routines, this Chonk brings personality to any space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHabitat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rim of the bathtub, next to your fish tank, suspicious puddles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTemperament:\u003c\/strong\u003e Serene until splashing starts, then unreasonably hyped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuirks:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rearranges your bathroom products in an order only known to Vaporechonk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMove:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bubble Dash – a sensory toy favorite. It doesn't do much tbh, but it sure is pretty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep away from actual drains. Will attempt to \"return to sea\" at any opportunity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChonks are approximately 4\" long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5\" long. All Chonks are designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Chonk makes a wonderful collectible toy for fans of handmade figures. Its unique design and Exclusive rarity status make it a standout addition to any collection. Many collectors use it as a positive reward or motivational reinforcer when building new routines or habits. It is a thoughtful, tactile piece that fits naturally into everyday life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050845266029,"sku":"GCVAPOR","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/vapor.png?v=1776985154"},{"product_id":"nibs-chonk-c22","title":"Nibs Chonk #C22","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C22\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Nibs (Bug Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Uncommon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Plant pots, inside your shoes, suspiciously close to recycle bins\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Shy; scuttles away when direct eye contact is made\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Nibbles tiny semicircles out of anything left unattended and then insists it was \"already like that\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Grub Glide - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eShuffles forward in slow motion while eyeing the nearest edible\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e If peace of mind is desired, store Nibs far from tax paperwork and sentimental notebooks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050881114221,"sku":"GCNIBBS","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/nibs.jpg?v=1776969332"},{"product_id":"hunny-chonk-baby-c23","title":"Hunny Chonk - baby #C23 - Sweetheart Variant","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C23\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Hunny (Sweetheart Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Seasonal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Gift boxes, candy bowls, nightstands, can often be found between two people who are \"definitely just friends\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Affectionate; believes every problem can be solved with \"just a little cuddle\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: Leaves imaginary heart stickers on anything he approves of, including important documents and other Chonks\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Heartburst Hop - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eStomps on the TV remote until it find a rom-com\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Keep away from serious conversations unless you want to have the \"What are we?\" talk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45050917224557,"sku":"GCHUNNYSH","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/Hunnya.jpg?v=1780527801"},{"product_id":"pudge-chonk-c24","title":"Pudge Chonk #C24","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C24\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Pudge (Tiger Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Apex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Cardboard boxes, fabric piles, that one chair no one else is allowed to sit in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Cuddly; insists on being within reach of at least one other Chonk at all times\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks:  Rearranges your toys into \"prey\" and \"witnesses\" \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Tail Flick - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eNudges small objects off the edge while staring you directly in the eye\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Coexists peacefully with other Chonks, provided they accept being used as a pillow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003ePudge comes in either a Classic Tiger Beastform or a Horned-and-Winged Dragonform. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Classic Tiger Beastform Pudge","offer_id":45120988151917,"sku":"GCPUDGEBF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Horned-and-Winged Dragonform Pudge","offer_id":45120988184685,"sku":"GCPUDGEDF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of Both Beastform and Dragonform Pudges","offer_id":45120988217453,"sku":"GCPUDGESET","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/pudge_3_51bd114a-c1a4-49c3-ad7d-94050a56975f.jpg?v=1776969447"},{"product_id":"nemmie-chonk-baby-c25","title":"Nemmie Chonk - baby #C25","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C25\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Nemmie (Reef Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Rare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Unnervingly close to your electronics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Serene; unbothered by chaos, mildly offended by dry towels\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Often found acting suspiciously near \"do not get wet\" labels\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Reef Roll - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eRolls to one side and declares the surrounding area a protected marine park\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Provide regular access to cups, bowls, or anything blue for enrichment\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051026800749,"sku":"GCNEMMIE","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/nemmie.jpg?v=1776969413"},{"product_id":"oke-chonk-c26","title":"Oke Chonk #C26","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C26\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Oke (Mosswood Sprig Variant; Ancient Oak)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Chonk\/Variant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Relic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Anywhere with ample sunlight; preferably the middle of your desk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Sturdy; once settled specimen is surprisingly difficult to move\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Insists his acorns are \"muscles\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Hardwood Stare - finds a comfortable spot within your line of sight and maintains eye contact until you look away\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Keep away from actual plants, competitive behavior has been observed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051037220973,"sku":"GCOKE","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/26Oke1.jpg?v=1776969028"},{"product_id":"mimi-conk-baby-c27","title":"Mimi Chonk - baby #C27","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C27\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Mimi (Mosswood Mushroom Edition)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Precious\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Display shelves, tidy desks, anywhere with flattering light\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Sweet; also deeply judgmental\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Refuses to face the wall. She has angles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Spore Strut - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eTakes one step forward and acts like she just walked a runway\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Compliment the cap. Just... just do it!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051046985837,"sku":"GCMIMI","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/mimi.jpg?v=1776969262"},{"product_id":"scud-chonk-c28","title":"Scud Chonk #C28","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #:  C28\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Scud (Mosswood Raccoon Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Notorious\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Underbrush, fallen logs, and any pocket you leave unzipped\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Opportunistic; only affectionate when you are holding snacks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Compulsively steals one item from every area to \"balance the vibes\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Inventory Shift - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eReorganizes your belongings into his belongings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e If Scud offers to \"hold\" something for you, it's already too late.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eScud comes in either a Classic Raccoon Beastform or a Horned-and-Winged Dragonform.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Classic Beastform Scud","offer_id":45120997195885,"sku":"GCSCUDDBF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Horned-and-Winged Dragonform Scud","offer_id":45120997228653,"sku":"GSSCUDDDF","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Set of Both Beastform and Dragonform Scud","offer_id":45120997261421,"sku":"GCSCUDDSET","price":9.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/scud_3.jpg?v=1776969454"},{"product_id":"mort-chonk-c29","title":"Mort Chonk #C29","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C29\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Mort (Mosswood Zomble Variant: Sporewalker)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Chonk\/Variant\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Biohazard\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Damp corners, dirty Tupperware, anywhere near dying houseplants\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Gentle; only wants to share (unfortunately)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Specimen will not stop petitioning for compost bins \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Bloom Burst - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eHibernates for days and, upon waking, sprouts another mushroom\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Keep away from humidifiers; specimen has been known to multiply\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051070578797,"sku":"GCMORT","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/mort.jpg?v=1776969275"},{"product_id":"snuffles-chonk-baby-c30","title":"Snuffles Chonk - baby #C30 - Set of 2 - Beastform \u0026 Dragonform - Special Edition","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C30\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Snuffles (Bunny Variant) Snuffles comes in two forms: a classic bunny Beastform, and a spiked-and-winged Dragonform, because girlie got a temper!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Ferocious\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Anywhere elevated. She prefers the moral high ground but will accept a bookshelf.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Volatile; cycles between asking for cuddles and threatening to headbutt you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Sits with her back to you until you apologize. You don't know what you did. Neither does she.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Nose Boop - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eapproaches at speed, makes firm nose contact with nearest Chonk, retreats immediately\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Technically harmless, but she doesn't know that. We strongly advise against telling her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051080278125,"sku":"GCSNUFFLES","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/30Snuffles2.jpg?v=1776969046"},{"product_id":"gloop-chonk-c31","title":"Gloop Chonk #C31","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C31\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Gloop (Honey Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Viscous\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Wherever you place him. He has assessed the situation and decided this is fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Deeply relaxed; emits a faint warmth that makes nearby Chonks sleepy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Takes approximately forty minutes to fully open one eye. We have timed it. Specimen appears proud of this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Drip Drop - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003edetaches one honey globule per hour as a form of passive territory marking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not place near important paperwork. Do not place near unimportant paperwork either. Just keep him away from paper as a general rule.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051105280109,"sku":"GCGLOOP","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/31Gloop1.jpg?v=1776969063"},{"product_id":"zubb-chonk-c32","title":"Zubb Chonk #C32","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThe Zubb Chonk is a quirky creature that loves to help whether you want it or not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C32\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Zubb (Bee Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Beastchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Uncommon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Toolboxes, garden sheds, that third drawer where you keep all your knick-knacks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Helpful; unfortunately, his help is unsolicited\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Will reorganize your desk the moment you look away\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Project Nesting - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eStarts a project inside a project inside a project\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not mention shelves, organizers, or \"quick fixes\" within earshot. Specimen will escalate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMeet the Zubb Chonk\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThe Zubb Chonk makes an excellent sensory toy for tactile exploration and fidget toy play. Its textured surface provides wonderful tactile feedback. This chonk works great as a fidget toy for homeschool activities or sensory aids in learning environments. Whether used at home or in a classroom, it offers a satisfying and engaging experience for curious hands of all ages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4\" long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5\" long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. Each zubb is handcrafted with care and attention to detail, making every piece uniquely its own. The bee variant features charming details that make it a delightful collectible or everyday companion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051119861869,"sku":"GCZUBB","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/zubb.jpg?v=1776969324"},{"product_id":"pip-pocket-chonk-c33","title":"Pip Pocket Chonk #C33","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C33\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Pip (Hitchhiker Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Pocketchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Clingy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Literally wherever you go\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament: Excitable; thinks every trip is an adventure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Chooses one person and commits to them with unsettling intensity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: Sneaky Grip - \u003cem\u003eWill latch onto your belongings the moment you look away\u003c\/em\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Keep away from other keychains. Specimen has been known to exhibit territorial behaviors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003ePip is approximately 2\"x2\".  The \"Charm\" version comes with a clip to make a perfect backpack charm or hang from a belt loop for easy access. If you prefer no clip, select the \"Display\" version. He was designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Pip - Charm","offer_id":45057643479149,"sku":"GCPIPCHARM","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pip - Display","offer_id":45057643511917,"sku":"GCPIPDISP","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/warthog_12.jpg?v=1776969200"},{"product_id":"sprink-chonk-c34","title":"Sprink Chonk #C34","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C34\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Sprink (Sweet Treat Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Chonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Frosted\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Candy aisle, bakery windows, suspiciously clean countertops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Bubbly; a single compliment can an will trigger the zoomies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Hoards amll, colorful objects and calls them \"treats\" regardless of function\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Sugar Rush - Shakes once and turns the surrounding rea festive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Avoid leaving pastel color swatches lying around. Specimen willd emand a rebrand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45051173273709,"sku":"GCSPRINK","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/sprink.jpg?v=1776969235"},{"product_id":"hunny-chonk-baby-c23-sweetheart-variant-copy","title":"Hunny Chonk - baby #C23 -Heartbreak Variant","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C23\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Hunny (Heartbreak Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Babychonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Seasonal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Curled under a blanket or by the window on a rainy night\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Dramatic; will cry harder if you are watching\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirks: Sniffs loudly the moment you start a meeting. Every time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Cold Shoulder - Sighs in a way that triggers you to ask, \"What's wrong?\" (Spoiler: It's you.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e If specimen asks you if you would still love him if he was a Beastchonk, say yes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45057625292909,"sku":"GCHUNNYHB","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/HunnyH_2.jpg?v=1780527932"},{"product_id":"chonk-bed-classic","title":"Chonk Bed - Classic","description":"\u003cp\u003eA cozy resting spot designed for your beloved Chonk. This classic bed provides the perfect foundation to display and protect your collectible. Ideal for shelf displays, desk setups, or collection showcases. Give your Chonk the comfort it deserves. Chonks sold separately. Choose your color. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Orange","offer_id":45064972107885,"sku":"GCBEDOR","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ice Blue","offer_id":45064972140653,"sku":"GCBEDIB","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Scarlet Red","offer_id":45064972173421,"sku":"GCBEDSR","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime Green","offer_id":45064972206189,"sku":"GCBEDLG","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lilac Purple","offer_id":45064972238957,"sku":"GCBEDLP","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Desert Tan","offer_id":45064972271725,"sku":"GCBEDDT","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yellow","offer_id":45064972304493,"sku":"GCBEDYE","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sunflower Yellow","offer_id":45064972337261,"sku":"GCBEDSY","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Green","offer_id":45064972370029,"sku":"GCBEDDG","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Indigo Purple","offer_id":45064972402797,"sku":"GCBEDIP","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Blue","offer_id":45064972435565,"sku":"GCBEDDB","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":45064972468333,"sku":"GCBEDBR","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Caramel","offer_id":45064972501101,"sku":"GCBEDCA","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mistletoe Green","offer_id":45064972533869,"sku":"GCBEDMG","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bambu Green","offer_id":45064972566637,"sku":"GCBEDBG","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lotus Pink","offer_id":45064972599405,"sku":"GCBEDLP","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/bed.jpg?v=1776969313"},{"product_id":"chonk-bed-meadow","title":"Chonk Bed - Meadow","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Meadow Chonk Bed is a great choice for all Chonks. It has a deep green grassy exterior, so no color matching is needed.   \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned by: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45057658093677,"sku":"GCMEAD100","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/meadow_1.jpg?v=1776969464"},{"product_id":"chonk-bed-mosswood","title":"Chonk Bed - Mosswood","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Mosswood Chonk Bed is a charming display piece designed for your Chonk figure collection. This bed captures the natural woodland aesthetic and provides the perfect cozy setting for your beloved Chonk characters. Chonk sold separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximate Size: 4.5\" long\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigner: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45057658781805,"sku":"GCMOSS100","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/bed_1.jpg?v=1776969314"},{"product_id":"leef-chonk-c37","title":"Leef Chonk #C37","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonk #: C37\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eSpecimen: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Leef (Verdant Variant)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eClass: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Fanchonk\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eRarity: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Exclusive\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eHabitat: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Dense forests, well maintained gardens, anywhere with \"chill vibes\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eTemperament:  Calm; responds to most situations by not responding at all\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eQuirk:  Specimen has been observed bing-eating junk food when she thinks she's alone \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eMove: \u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Leafy On - \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003eShudders and immediately sprouts another leaf. Effects unknown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eCare Note: \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e Do not question her originality. Specimen is sensitive to implication.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eChonks are approximately 4” long. Baby Chonks are approximately 2.5” long. They are all designed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/cw\/GoodChonk\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Designed by GoodChonk\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eGoodChonk\u003c\/a\u003e. Any accessories (beds, logs, etc.) seen in pictures are sold separately. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Fredoka;\"\u003eThis is a 3D printed, hand-crafted item. Due to the nature of 3D printing, there may be slight imperfections, minor layer lines, or variations in color. Please handle with care. This product is not designed for food\/beverage use and should be kept away from extreme heat (direct sunlight, hot cars) to avoid warping. Small parts may pose a choking hazard to young children. Not recommended for children under the age of 4. Adult supervision suggested for young children or children prone to put items in their mouth. Not responsible for damage or injury due to misuse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 8.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fidgucate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45139716767853,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/files\/Leef2.jpg?v=1780527761"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/5978\/3533\/collections\/31Gloop2.jpg?v=1774652277","url":"https:\/\/www.fidgucate.com\/collections\/chonk-collection.oembed","provider":"Fidgucate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}